She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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