didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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