Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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