This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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