i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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