So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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