i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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