But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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