There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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