Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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