Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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