I wanna bring you to show and tell
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need to calm my uterus...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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