AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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