nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
