3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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