Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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