I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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