do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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