If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i think my cat just said my name.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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