This girl is more easily done than said...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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