doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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