Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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