you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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