why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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