Non-Jews are for practice
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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