How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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