i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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