I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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