I think i sorta joined a cult last night
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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