He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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