My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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