i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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