theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
even my farts smell like vagina
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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