I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2