You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today