gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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