we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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