well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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