when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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