piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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