You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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