I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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