Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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