Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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