everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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