Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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