Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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