And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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