that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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