Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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