Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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