he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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