I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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